Fun Sucks.

by The Tiny Ugly Germs

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released December 12, 2012

The awesome opossum album art was conceived and birthed by Travis Boone.

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It's really just an excuse to get together and play Weezer covers.

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Track Name: New Haircut
We never sleep here;
I got a new haircut,
Will you recognize me?
They don't tell you that you're never coming back
Track Name: I've Got My Friends
You’ve got good looks,
And a walk-in closet full of expensive clothes,
I shop at the thrift store,
And have an abnormally small nose

You look so smug, you always look so smug,
Like I care if you’ve got a million bucks
You’re empty in the end,
But I’ve got my friends

You’ve got a nice car,
With a shiny paint job
I’ve got bad intentions and a set of keys,
That’s not for locks

You look so smug, you always look so smug,
Like I give a damn about your million bucks
You’re empty in the end,
But I’ve got my friends

(This town don’t belong to you or any of your kind)
I’ve got my friends,
They’ve got my back,
We have your address,
We’ve got your address
Your daddy’s a lawyer,
We’re gonna need him
Because this town belongs to me and my friends
Track Name: There is dissonance in everything.
My sub-conscious told me,
"There is dissonance in everything."
When did anything having meaning start to sound childish to me?

My head’s going to fucking explode again,
I need to get out of this stupid man-suit,
Inhibition leaves once I can rationalize non-existence,
So I’ll try not to think about it

She straightens out my fucked-up head,
Brown eyes saving me again and again,
Inconsistently in her arms,
She straightens my crooked brain as it starts to bend,
I’ll keep myself around
Track Name: Pretty Colors
You look like you bleed pretty colors,
So I think I'll sink my teeth deep,
Just to see

You look like you bruise beautiful shades of blue,
So I'll send my fist towards you,
Is it true?
Track Name: Nimbostratus
There’s a hole in the back of my brain,
There’s wire mesh that stretches across it,
It’s where all the feelings I should feel go to drain,
Like water,
But the headaches and the bruises catch on the mesh

I hook my chin over my knees,
I stare at the wall,
This is why we drink alcohol

There’s a hole in the bottom of my shoe,
There’s a hole in the sky and it leaks rain,
Puddles on the pavement,
And I find I am dead-water,
My make-up changes but I stay the same

I hook my chin over my knees,
I stare at the wall,
This is why we drink alcohol
I bang my head against the wall,
But I find I am dead water
Track Name: There is a grinding noise in everything.
There's a grinding noise in everything,
There is an awkward contrast,
A dissonance that is uncomfortable

There is happiness in seeing your friends,
I've got my problems,
But I'm dealing with them the best that I can

I'll bet my life is more fun than yours
Track Name: Audrey Hepburn
I’m surviving the weekends on caffeine and my roommates movies,
He goes out for a smoke and then I’m all alone,
I’m in my bed, the one back home in which I can sleep,
The one here is smaller and the blankets are scratchy

I want to meet Audrey Hepburn,
Because I’d like to see if she was a nice lady,
I want to be back home,
But it’s so human to want to be anywhere but where you are

If I pick up my phone I know that I will throw it,
I am ready to implode even though I never show it,
I’m just sitting in the corner breathing in and out and waiting,
Just sitting in the corner breathing in and out

I want to meet Audrey Hepburn,
Because I’d like to see if she was a nice lady,
I want to be back home,
But it’s so human to want to be anywhere but where you are
Track Name: Serotonin
If you’re like me,
You’re disillusioned with the idea of growing up
If you’re like me,
Sometimes you feel like you have breathed enough
If we could see,
All that there is to see,
We probably,
Would not bitch and moan and curse and groan
If you’re here with me,
Amidst all of the chaos and unfounded ideas,
Then you would steer,
Clear of all those fucks who would steal your youth and pride
If you’re you like me,
You are an IED on the verge of blowing up,
If you have a soul,
Your heart should never have to grow old

Don’t go letting go

Every day is a wave of serotonin,
I don’t wanna do this anymore
But every time I go outside,
I feel alright, I think I’ll be fine


They tried to fix me but I did not want their help,
If I must be brainwashed I’ll do it myself,

Don’t go letting go

Every day is a wave of serotonin,
I don’t wanna do this anymore
But every time I go outside,
I feel alright, I think I’ll be fine
Track Name: Fun Sucks
Look at me,
Bucktoothed,
Front teeth sunk into the floor,
The carpet tastes like shit,
Eight years are marching on my back,
And after that many more,
I can't think about it

Every morning I wake up one more time,
And some nights I sleep,
Caffeine keeps me awake but exhaustion eats at me

We're having so much fun,
Sucks, don't it when you have to grow up

Look at me,
Cross-eyed,
Staring into open space,
It all looks the same,
Eight years marching before my eyes,
And after that many more,
I can't see that far

We're having so much fun,
Sucks, don't it when you have to grow up

Look at me,
Bucktoothed,
Front teeth sunk into the floor,
The carpet tastes like shit,
Eight years are marching on my back,
And after that many more,
I can't think about it
Track Name: As I climbed out of my bedroom window...
All I wanted to be was a punk-rock star,
As I climbed out of my bedroom window,
I found that all you get for bleeding are some scabs and scars,
And I lost the keys to my parents car